Pierce Brosnan's eyebrows are their own sentient entity, wriggling around on his forehead, I've become convinced.

In other news...no. There pretty much is no other news.

Seriously, where does one sign up for the job "Crackpot Theorist"?

Because, dudes, I would be ALL OVER THAT.

The hole in the front page has been filled ( Read more... )

Really, it's not a full day until one of your friends threatens to "stab you with holy water."

I don't even know.

( The Boy and I discuss current events and politics in a very serious way. Very Serious. Also we invoke one of the films that defined our childhood. Please forgive his only very occasional foray into correct grammar. )

Hm, okay. Some things I learned this past week are that I am SO not a scientist and I hate the Comm discipline. Yes, I know you've heard this all before. I also learned the banana chocolate chip muffins and chocolate chip cookies make life better. Or really, just chocolate in general.

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Please finish the following sentences or phrases:

1. You look familiar.
2. Let's open up a restaurant...
3. Today for you, tomorrow for...
4. This is weird.
5. Will I...
6. Where'd you learn to tango?

You can thank me later.

I suppose anyone can play, but it might not make sense to many.

Okay, what's all the fuss about?

ETA: Ahahahahah Livejournal I love you.

Oh!

So. One day I will be a professional band namer person. My list of band names so far includes:

Dominatrix H
Claymation Hitlers
In Concert
Smelly
Homoneurotic (this is my favorite)
Keillor
Faculty Parking Lot
Flying Road Cone (props to choir for these last two)

I am bored.

Jeeze, I leave for a day and my Friends List essplodes. But it's a good thing, I think. Things have been a little quiet around here lately.

And now, whether you want to or not, you are going to be subject to my list of happy things. :D

( Cut out of courtesy! )